What vehicles are in the best shape?
Trains.
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?