What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?