What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
A swim meat.
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What game do mice love to play?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?