What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
A right triangle.
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What is a tire's stance on economics?