What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We're friends because we are both nuts!
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?