Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Where was Noah born?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Want to hear a joke about construction?