What's a pirate's favorite color?
Scaaarrrr-let.
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why do cows wear bells?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Where do kittens go to school?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do fish do at parades?