What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Bakin'.
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What is the most attractive fruit?