What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test.
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?