What's the most common blood type for insects?
Bee positive.
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What vegetables make the best music?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?