Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Because it was out of ink.
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?