What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?