What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
How do you organize a space party?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?