When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
This candy bar is a real home run.