What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Pump-kin pie.
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?