Where did the chemist have his lunch?
On a periodic table.
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What sound does a witch's car make?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?