Which animal should never work for the government?
A mole.
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call hiking college students?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?