What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What are you studying in math?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why do moms make good vintners?