Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
The ball-et.
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do golfers drink on the green?