What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?