Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
In a piggy bank.
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What day of the week do chickens hide?