Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?