What day of the week do chickens hide?
Fry-day.
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?