Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Big bass bands!
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?