Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Because they are arch enemies.
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
How does a barber get to work?
When does a horse talk?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Where do snowmen go to dance?