Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
How do frogs get to work?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Which former US President was always cold?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?