Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside!
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why do cats love to work?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?