Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?