Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do sprinters eat before a race?