What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?