Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
It's a swing state.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do horses say to greet each other?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What sport is always getting in trouble?