What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
A mid-wife-crisis!
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
How does a barber get to work?
How much does freedom weigh?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?