Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?