Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What game do mice love to play?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?