How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Hiss and herss.
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Which office space loves to cut corners?