Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Where do termites go camping?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why do bees buzz?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What sport is always getting in trouble?