What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?