Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Because of all the rapping.
How do you grill cheese?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?