Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had an eye-saur.
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?