Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Yes, it's February 14th.
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?