What is a cat's favorite math problem?
A box and whisker plot.
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?