Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What kind of monkey flies to school?