What kind of monkey flies to school?
A hot air baboon!
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?