Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Because it's holy.
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?