Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
It was a mean thing to say!
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How do birds threaten one another?