Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
Which animal will never go bald?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?