Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why do all the planets get along?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?