Why do grandparents smile all the time?
They can't hear a word you say!
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?