Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?