Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
He was trying to play by ear.
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What kind of books do boats write?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?